Chapter 10, an opportunity that changed history
As dawn broke, the castle, with its curling smoke rising, returned to its clamor. Rising from bed, he hastily consumed a few morsels in the castle hall before sleepily making his way back to the small hill outside the castle, shaded by trees.
The Holy See will surely explain this behavior by saying: "Oh, that is the pious Baron expressing his longing for the Holy Land and his sorrow for the people living there, what a holy person indeed"
Not free? What are you doing?
The Arabs, in their quest to assert racial superiority, are sure to proclaim that even our Arab women, regardless of being seventy or eighty years old and heavily veiled, can surpass European women by a hundredfold. Otherwise, why would the French nobility burst into tears of joy upon arriving in our territory? Thus, it is not that we lack the desire to conquer Europe, but rather that we have no interest in such trivial pursuits
At this moment, the little girl surprisingly dared to look up, and the sight of him staring blankly made the curious little girl turn around to see him. She blushed and burrowed into her mother's arms, completely embodying an ostrich.
In a moment of despair, he caught a glimpse of the cross atop the castle out of the corner of his eye. He knelt down and tightly grasped Loli's shoulders, urgently saying: "Don't move, I see the minions of Satan behind you!"
Her mother, however, comes from Spanish nobility!" the baron said to himself.
Corbyn was startled by his own thoughts; damn it, there was no need for assassins anymore. Just gather a group of wealthy women who hadn't bathed in decades and push them towards him. In less than ten minutes, he would be sent to heaven to complain to his fellow countrymen by a humanoid mobile biochemical weapon.
I do not recognize the characters above. Corbin chuckled to himself and secretly resolved to return that evening to fabricate a chapter of such content in Chinese, as they would not be able to understand it anyway, and the Chinese would not suddenly appear in Western Europe. At this moment, they should be suffering at the hands of the Mongols to the point of wanting to die! (He had no idea that at that time, it was the Chinese who were making the Mongols wish for death.)
Little did anyone know, the baron proudly extended two fingers and said, "I have kissed more girls than this number since I was six years old"
The unrealistic and mad thoughts circled in Corbin's cold limbs, none of which were useful. With a face ashen, Corbin felt as if the world had turned into shades of black and white, rendering everything indifferent.
Isabella asked with a charming smile, "Child, what were you just doing?"
Not afraid of being scolded, Corbin wanted to go up, pull the child aside, and explain to her the dangers of biochemical weapons, being careful not to turn into a zombie
Corbyn dared not approach her any closer; the embodiment of the ostrich had been infected by the source of pollution, transforming it into a zombie ostrich
"Fellow villager, what kind of sin have you committed..." Corbin complained inwardly to the villager Jesus, wishing that this guy would appear on Earth tomorrow to perform miracles and tell the people of Europe to take baths, that bathing is good, and to bathe every day
The little girl sitting on the ground rubbed her forehead, tears shimmering in her eyes. This is not good, Corbin couldn't help but swallow hard and asked, "What are you going to do?"
How should we deal with this little girl who will go back and report us?
I believe that your esteemed mother would be very interested in the events that occurred when you were six years old
He gradually lost consciousness before dawn, after tossing and turning until the early morning.
Bang, it collided with a solid object
As soon as the little girl opens her mouth, she will burst into tears
"Snap" ... ... "Oh dear!"
Awaken!
If all the women in Europe were to emit a foul odor, he would rather lose interest in women altogether. Just imagine, when you affectionately call out to a beautiful woman: "My dear." As she smiles, revealing a mouth full of bad teeth, and pouts her lips, an incredibly strong odor wafts around her. Even if one took Viagra, it would be unbearable. Moreover, who knows if they might carry various pathogens? Diseases like AIDS and syphilis have been notably propagated by Europeans. Even if one took Viagra, it would be unbearable. Moreover, who knows if they might carry various pathogens? Diseases like AIDS and syphilis have been notably propagated by Europeans.
Hmm, the concentration of the essence is still within the bearable range. At this critical juncture of life and death, Corbin surprisingly still has the time to concern himself with such trivial matters. He lowered his voice and pretended to gaze deeply into the distance: "Satan favors the souls of pure girls; if you do not wish to descend into hell, do not speak, do not move"
Monster
A doll holding a cloth doll, resembling one made of porcelain, appears to be only seven or eight years old. She wraps her arms around the waist of the lady in a gown while still turning her head to secretly observe Corbin.
"I am not even 5 years old yet." Corbin disdainfully reminded his father not to teach the young boy to seduce the innocent.
The young girl caught the gaze that Corbin directed at her, their eyes meeting, and she immediately became frightened, quickly hiding her head back into the folds of the jazz lady's garment
Upon hearing someone exclaim, "Wow, is it an ambush?!" a reflexive move was made with a technique called "Double Dragons Emerge from the Sea" aimed at the chest, immediately followed by entering Corbin's line of sight. The first scene of the spectacle left him quite puzzled: "Hmm, why does this loli look so much like the one in my dreams?"
Oh? The baroness raised her eyebrows slightly, leaning forward as she asked, "Which book is it?"
The young girl shrank her body, trembling and no longer daring to make a sound, her eyes wide open
In his sleep, Corbin dreamed of a young girl, a smile enveloping him with a unique fragrance.
Baron Neville took Sir Gaylord for a stroll around the estate. As evening approached, the two nobles returned. Dinner was served in the castle hall, with the Baron seated at the center. The visiting Sir Gaylord and his wife sat to one side, while Corbin sat expressionless next to his mother. The girl from the Gaylord family remained by her mother's side
Isn't it obvious? Just fight the monsters! That's what I was thinking, but I couldn't say it like that. Corbin responded with an innocent smile: "This is the blessing gesture I saw in my book. Look, crossing the arms like this forms a cross, and the priests draw a cross to bless us. So I thought to use my arms to draw a cross, which is the gesture used by believers to bless one another."
After being spared by his mother for a while, Corbin finally had the time to check on the timid creature that had suddenly jumped out and caused him to receive a slap on the forehead
Corbyn fell into a state of daydreaming, which was one of the bad habits he developed during the six months of idleness in the cradle. At this moment, still in a state of confusion, he felt a flicker in front of him, and a shadow suddenly emerged from the side, startling him.
After speaking, she smiled meaningfully. Baroness Isabella also nodded thoughtfully.
Calm down, calm down! It's not over yet, there is still a chance! Don't rush, take a few deep breaths, and looking at the loli about to be in tears, Corbin made himself calm down first. Then he slapped himself: "What was I shouting about just now? Now I've created a problem out of nothing."
Corbyn's greatest dissatisfaction with the medieval world was the body odor of its people. He initially thought he would get used to it over time, but the appearance of a close relative of the Neville family completely shattered his wishful thinking: if this lady of the gentry was already so foul-smelling before reaching thirty, what about those who were even older
The young girl’s eyes reddened, and tears were about to well up. Fortunately, her short arms caused her to change the pose of the double dragons emerging from the sea midway. Corbin, sweating profusely, struck a dynamic pose and said: "Hi, hello. Actually, the action I was about to perform was this."
Bribery? Assassination? Threats? A loli who cannot go back and report is a good loli
Puff
Corbyn crouched on the ground, holding his head after being slapped on the forehead, looking at the assailant with a sense of grievance. He saw his mother covering her mouth with the back of her hand, emitting a "hohoho" laugh, which elicited a series of dry chuckles from Lady Gaylord.
Wow, I instinctively used "Dynamic Light Wave" and before I could even say "beep," the monster ran away. Wow, when did my power increase so much? Does that mean that with regular practice, I could eventually use the Universe-Destroying Kamehameha?
You are not afraid of getting sick either, Corbin shot a glance at his father and ignored the drunken fool who had come to revel: "We'll talk about it later, I don't have time right now"
In the evening, just before going to bed, while rinsing his mouth with clean water, the tipsy baron quietly made his way to Corbin's room. With a smile, the baron sat down by the bed and asked his son in a rather ambiguous manner, "Do you like that little girl from the Gaylord family?"
The lady of the jazz affectionately brushed her daughter's hair and said: "This is Aurélie Urdina. My eight-year-old daughter"
The baron immediately sobered up, covered his face, and left; this son had been helping his mother since childhood
On this night, the Leonburg Sonata took on a new melody. Corbin had another restless night; ever since moving into this room, he had not slept well.
Corbyn was choked, with clear water flowing from his nostrils. He said with righteous indignation: "We are close relatives"
Completed, completed, I made the little girl from the Gaylor family cry, and then she ran back to tell her mother. My mom would definitely protect me, so both sides would end up in a fierce fight. As a result, the numerous Neville family defeated the isolated Gaylor family's guards, but someone accidentally killed the knight of the lord. Feeling greatly humiliated, the lord sadly returned home to summon relatives and gather a force to fight our Neville family to the death. The conflict escalated in scale, with more and more nobles getting involved. Consequently, the war swept across the entire southern region of France, leading to chaos in France, and England seized the opportunity to re-emerge, ultimately resulting in the premature end of the Hundred Years' War between England and France! The Neville family was utterly destroyed! In a state of desperation, fearing that the conflict would lead to animosity between the two families, Corbin, feeling cornered, bellowed fiercely: "No crying!" In a state of desperation, fearing that the conflict would lead to animosity between the two families, Corbin, feeling cornered, bellowed fiercely: "No crying!"
Then take it to show Mom when you have time
Then we shall wait for history to record the fact that the fourth Baron of Neville from France launched a crusade into Arab territory, where he randomly captured an elderly woman and was moved to tears.